fubar with postwar miracles

So, yesterday I had my first mammogram.

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OW!!!!!!!! THAT SHIT HURTS!!!!!

Or, as the tech said right before she mooshed the bejeezus out of my bosoms, "You've probably heard horror stories about this, and I can assure you it won't be as bad as you think it'll be." And, to be fair, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Wasn't great, though. Still hurt like a motherfracker. And I walked around all day feeling like someone had let all the air out of my tires, ifyanowhutimean.

(To the boys on my flist: sorry for the girly stuff. ^^;;)