fubar with postwar miracles

Say, have any of you guys been on a birth control pill by the name of Yaz? I'm on my second month with them, and I'm not 100% happy-happy with the side effects I've been having. So, naturally, I googled, and I learned that either:

A. The side effects will abate on their own after a few months
B. The side effects will abate if I start taking more vitamin B12
C. If I don't stop taking them NOW-NOW-NOW! I will plunge headlong into a raging suicidal depression, get blood clots, heart attacks, and/or cancer, and be dead within a year. ...At which point, presumably, the side effects will abate. But still, dead and all. So.

Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

Screening comments so your personal girly-stuff info isn't flopping around all over the lesser internets.