fubar with postwar miracles

I was plugging away on a whole thing about Star Wars and it's future with Disney, but it was getting long-winded and rambly and could pretty much be summed up thusly:

I have high hopes for new Star Wars content, because for years Disney has been aching to hook little boys in the same way the Disney Princesses have hooked little girls, so I'm optimistic that Disney will be willing to spend the money and time to do Star Wars well. Whether or not this will work to hook little boys is a discussion for another time (it won't), but with that as the goal, it's in Disney's best interests to throw metric shit-tons of money at future Star Wars content to make it as awesome as possible.

That said, now that JJ Abrams has been named to direct the next Star Wars movie, I have but one request of the universe, and that is this:

"Who wins in a bar fight - Han Solo or James T. Kirk?"

Let's get this settled once and for all.

I've been sitting on this most of the summer, like a big ol' chicken... >.>;;

( Why do I have to have my memory wiped and you don't? )

I'm sure everyone who's interested has already seen this, but dates and location for Star Wars Celebration V have been announced. August 12-15 in Orlando, FL. Penny-saving begins in 3...2...1...

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This is where I begin speculating that Star Tours' redo will be soft opening at WDW that week.